Here's the deal with milk shakes: Vanilla is boring to look at, strawberry wants you to think it's healthy, coffee wrecks your stomach (or makes you crash hours later), and chocolate is guilt, straight-up and pure. But mint--now, mint makes you kissable. (Split into chips, estranged bits of chocolate can only back you up.) For fresh, frozen breath without having to really chew, only a mint chocolate chip ice cream milk shake will do--and the guys at Sylvan Beach whip up one that's ideal. Despite being dolloped into clear plastic cups, theirs is deliciously thick, cool, satisfying, and, well, gone in five minutes. So you can move on to other activities--or just have an excuse to suck something green.