Eats and Drinks
Best Drunken Hookup Night
College Night At Power Plant Live!
OMYGOD!! COLLEGE!! WOOOOO!!! Did you hear they might be ending college night at Power Plant Live!? That totally, like, blows!!! I mean, you just got your fake ID through this guy on MySpace, and it's, like, the best place to go to party and get sex on the beaches and get SOOO wasted, and omigod. And the muffin-eating contests and foam nights at Baja Beach Club? Those girls are effing trashedandhotandsohot. And ha, get it, MUFFin eating? And hells yah, you were totally macking on this one hottie at Have a Nice Day Café and you got your one friend to buy you drinks and you made out in the square, and he was so hot, but then you had McDonald's and accidentally barfed all over the place, and, like, whatever, the guy was 2 cool 4 u, all of sudden, and your best friend was crying, and barfing, and cheating on her lame boyfriend at the same time she broke the heel of her shoe--the ones from Aldo. And she was totes sobbing into her cell because he, like, texted her 125 times, and then you missed the bus to campus and had to take a cab to Towson and accidentally barfed in it, but you are totally going to IM this one guy, like, 500 times in the morning after chem lab. WOOOOO!!!
