We admit picking the place with the internet jukebox is kind of cheap. You know, it's supereasy to have the best jukebox in town when you can pick just about any damn song in the known universe. And yeah, there's something unique and special about a lovingly hand-curated jukebox filled with all-time classics and obscure favorites. But fuck it--if it means we never have to hear "I Want You Back" or "Hot Topic" or "19th Nervous Breakdown" or the friggin' Arcade Fire for the fifth time in two hours, we're OK with it. Terrestrial jukeboxes--your days are numbered.