In this day and age of the "gentleman's club," we snap our sweaty G-string at Fantasies, a "nightclub" boasting all girls all the time along with full support of the deadly sin of gluttony, as evidenced by Fantasies "$3 Thursdays," when you can stare at the butt-nekkid honeys while stuffing your face with a "signature sub" containing an entire pound of cold cuts. Sloth finishes a close second via the club's giant eight-foot television screen, which, in concert with a sports bar's equivalent of smaller screens, provides plentiful mind-numbing sports entertainment to take the edge off lusting after all the those naked women assuming provocative postures. While we're a little disturbed at the "under 21" night, we understand Fantasies' attempt to broaden its horizons a little, and given the safe, semi-suburban look and feel of the club, we guess it's better than sending your 18-year-old out for a night on the Block. At least they might bring you back half of their sub.

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