If Trixie Little is Baltimore's burlesque superhero, then the Gilded Lillies are like our Burlesque Justice League or something. Individually, they are capable of superhuman feats of pasty-twirling and general va-va-voom. Together, they are an unstoppable force for truth, justice, and the art of the tease. With moral, upstanding guardians like these, Baltimore will always be safe from the forces of prudery and boredom.