Only in Baltimore could you get a "French Pimp," "Nazi Bastard," and "Knocked Up Shirley Temple" in the same bar. And they all happily coexist with more than 30 other delicious house cocktails at Shorty's, a thumping house-music haunt in Canton. In mix and in name, these drinks are creative, and it's abundantly clear that the staff had a blast concocting them. Intimidated by the selection? Not to worry, the staff will readily dole out friendly recommendations for your sloshing or sipping pleasure.