Ever since Cockeysville’s Coliseum closed, we’ve been wondering how we were going to slake our football thirst, since that’s all sports is these days now that the swimming and baseball seasons are toast. Then we remembered a club in Curtis Bay called Fantasies which sports an enormous eight-foot TV screen and shows all the Ravens games (which is all football is, right?) and the NFL “Sunday Ticket” thing on multiple screens in the club, which means if we really need to see if Cleveland is gonna cover the spread we can experience our parlay falling apart right before our eyes. Plus, Fantasies is a strip joint, so why waste time hooting and poking your buddies in the ribs when the stupid Miller Lite catfight chicks come on the screen at Chili’s when you can view naked girlies at half-time and come home smelling like stripper?

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