Cursed

Cursed | |
| Rated: | None |
| Director: | Wes Craven |
| Cast: | Christina Ricci, Joshua Jackson, Judy Greer, Portia de Rossi, Jesse Eisenberg, Shannon Elizabeth, Milo Ventimiglia, Mya |
| Release Date: | 2005 |
| Genre: | Horror, Suspense |
After fuel-injecting class warfare into the horror film in the 1970s (Last House on the Left), defining the genre in the ’80s (A Nightmare on Elm Street), and catching the smart-ass dot-com zeitgeist with the Scream films, Wes Craven tries to smoosh together all the aforementioned with Cursed and comes out a big-ass crapper. Reportedly a troubled production requiring multiple reshoots and -edits, the movie’s first 30 minutes are an ugly, jittery mess that suggests the work of three Red Bull-ed assistant directors, not the past master of spatial unease. The film calms down a bit, but not enough so that the weight, hair color, and hairstyle of Christina Ricci—playing a talent wrangler on The Craig Kilborn Show bitten by a werewolf—don’t mismatch glaringly from shot to shot. There’s no real story; we just wait for Ricci to go wolf amid star cameos, out-of-time pop referencing, and proof yet again that a CGI monster is about as scary as a malevolent web site.