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What the World Needs Now...Part 3

City Paper's Second-Annual Reader Valentines

Posted 2/11/2009

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Pete,

You are the best and make me smile everyday. Happy Valentine's Day!

Your little nugget

Divinity,

Today. For you and with you, I revel in today. The books we have read shadow and mirror each other, while we start writing new pages together. Kismet, providence, or just remarkable coincidental coincidence . . . it doesn't matter why. Now, I give and take today with you.

Doctor

Robby, my BFF, my LOML,

I knew we were soulmates before 2008 challenged that notion. You have grown and loved me in ways I never knew were possible. You have become the most amazing man and I look forward to our lifetime together.

Debbie & Dharma, your girlz

Mirwanda aka Daddy,

Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life. I have never been happier than I have been since we started our life together. I hope you know how much I love and appreciate you. Thank you for being the best hersband any wife could ask for!!

Tamara aka Lovey One

Lisa, My Queen and Love

You are my only reason for living. I would be lost without you. xoxo

Robert

Tija,

We met in '07. Finally got it poppin' in '09. Now we can get our tattoos. I'll love you always!

Ty aka Daddy

Genna,

You are the most beautiful "soon to be nurse" in Baltimore! Past 3 and a half years have been the most amazing years of my life. I look forward to many, many more to come. Thank you for being wonderful and I love you with all my heart.

Brandon

ALEC,

HAPPY "YOU AND ME" DAY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND NOW ALL THE LITERATE PEOPLE OF BALTIMORE KNOW, WHICH IS LIKE 15% BUT AS LONG AS YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS . . .

DAYDEE BABY, DUH!

Sidney,

Handsome and strange Sweet cinephile of mine. Let's stay married!

April

Alex,

"Your love life can get you through any circumstance."

Katy

My Ruska,

We have been together for 5 years now. Every day I love you more and more. Even though we spend everyday together 24 hrs. I don't ever get tired of you. We have been through a lot together and I can't wait to create more happy memories together. I love you and I wish us both lots of love together.

your rheachka

Freia's Daddy,

I thought you "got me." And now you aren't even talking to me. Can I at least have my panties back?

The Girl that Drives you Randomly to Casinos

Alvin T.,

I Love You

Lisa

Nip, Cre, Fig & Rin,

I love you girls! Have a saucy Valentine's Day!

Tat

Bill,

With every passing that goes by, you are more and more on my mind. I know that because of your positon status in the "family," it's not easy for us to be together, but I do love you and want to spend my life with you. Hugs and kisses to you today and everyday!

Brandi

Andrew,

hey babe it's been a year since we been together we had some rough patches, but all in all i just want to say i love you. Kyle 'N' Andrew <3

Kyle

My Taurus ,

I didn't know what I wanted until I met you. Thanks for being my "Big O." I love you like a fat brotha loves ham. :)

Your Scorpio

Shaunte,

I don't know where this road will end. But I am grateful that in all the millennium that the world has turned, I got my time on Earth to spend with you

Your Husband

My sweetest Jason,

Every day with you has been nothing less than the best day of my life. You never, ever let me down and always keep me laughing. I love you more and more as time goes on. Happy Anniversary.

Nicole

Snobear,

Cocobeach! I love you and miss you so much! Thanks for being my first Valentine!

Rolius Polius

Stevie,

"In the black darkness of the deep sea, the tiny male anglerfish detects and follows the scent trail of a female of his own species. Once found, he bites his chosen one and hangs on. His skin fuses to hers, their bodies grow together. They mate for life."

Erin

Matthew,

I am so lucky to be married to you, precious porkchop! Thank you for the wonderful life we have together. You are my Valentine every day!

Marcie

Cheryl,

When the night is darkest, And everyone is sleeping, I lay awake and think of how I love you so!! Wondering what it is about you, That makes me want, Love, And need you so, Then I silently laugh to myself. For I know that this list, Could go on forever, It is how I have no worries, When I am with you, How when you smile, My heart skips a beat. It is how when I am with you, Nothing else matters, It is how I can say, "I love you", Without hesitation. It is the way you make me feel so safe, And secure. It is how I am incomplete without you, It is the way you embrace me, With arms so gentle and strong. It is the way you kiss, And turn my world upside down, I become putty in your hands. It is the way my world revolves around you, You have become my everything. It is how you laugh, It is how you talk, You show such compassion. It is how when I am down, The thought of you cheers me up, It is the way you took my heart, Without knowing it, And how I gave it so willingly, There was no hesitation or doubt. It is the way I'm so ready to give up anything for you, It is how you are irresistibly amazing, You are in every way possible, It is how I'd be lost without you, It is how I could go on forever, Saying why I love you so, It is just the way I love you, With a love, So deep . . . So true . . . So pure . . . So real . . . It is for these reasons, Why I will be forever yours!! And, even forever is far too short. I simply love, And completely ADORE you so much!!

Kirk

Jasie,

You'll always be my beef and noodle macaroni.

Heathie

Michael,

You are the one and only true captor of my heart! I love you!

Suzanne

Jay

Morgana

moriah, ahmaud, dierra, and little romi,

happy valentine's day from granny with much love

granny

kenny, debbie and rome,

happy valentine's day to the best kids in the world with much love from me to you

mom

Ally,

You make my heart want to hop out of my chest

Jack

Lee,

Although I will enjoy all the romantic excess of this holiday, I'm so thankful that everyday I feel loved and appreciated. I'm blessed to be in such a loving, supportive, egalitarian (!) relationship. You're a brilliant and wonderful man. "We'll see." "Indeed." I love you.

Jamyla

SHELBY,

I know our marriage has never followed the rules. We've never been the kind of fairy-tale couple you see in the movies. It seems like we're either head over heels in love or crazy with frustration. We're not perfect, and neither is this marriage. But you know what? This is our marriage. I mean, all ours the little jokes that only we understand, the way our hands all by themselves find each other's, and the memories that seem so wonderful now that we look back. Our marriage will never be perfect, but it will always be an important part of me. And I know that I'd rather be real with you than fairy tale with anyone else. I don't know what's in store for us. But I know I want you in my life. I know I love you with my heart mind body an soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR HUSBAND (MIKE C.)

Brucey Bear,

Happy Valentine's Day! I love you so much. Kisses and Hugs.

Rachel Bear

Laura!,

When you see this you're going to be a bit confused since you're not actually within the range of City Paper circulation, but that makes it more unexpected when you get it in the mail. Happy Valentine's Day!

Greg

Mommy,

You will forever be my sweetheart.

Love Always and Forever,

Amber Poo

LF,

Loving you is like trying to fly with a second-day stack of flapjacks settled in my gut, but somehow I still do.

B

Rob F.,

You are my best friend, my partner in crime, and my soulmate. No one has ever made me as happy as I am with you, and I know no one ever will. Thank you for making my life better with every passing second. Happy Valentine's Day!

Mel C.

Matthew,

Last year I pretended that message from the other Megan+Matthew was mine. This time, its really from me. I'm seriously not kidding, I'm going to love you forever.

Megan

Meaghan,

You're my honey pie sugar lump pumpyumpyumpkin you're my sweetie pie. you're my cuppycake gumdrop schnookemschnookem sauce (neopets?) the apple of my eye. and I love you so and i waaaant you to know that i'll always be right hee-uh. and i love to sing my songs to you because (kiss) you (kiss) are (kiss) soooooo (kiss) dee-uh. i love you baby doll.

Joe

SALLY WHITE,

HERE IS A POEM FOR MY LOVE, THE ONE SENT TO ME BY THE MAN ABOVE. YOU CAME TO ME ON A SUMMER BREEZE, WITH A LOVE THAT SOARS ABOVE THE TREES. YOU SHARE YOUR SMILE AND LAUGHTER WITH ALL, AND PROVIDE A LOVE THAT MAKES YOUR MAN STAND TALL. THAT 3 DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP MADE ME SEEM CRAPPY, BUT INSIDE ALL I FELT WAS HAPPY. I LOVE YOUR HEART AND I LOVE YOUR HEARTS , WHAT I DON'T LOVE IS THE SMELL OF YOUR FARTS. NOW THAT MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS BEEN PENNED, ALL I KNOW THAT MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEVER END. LOVE ALWAYS,

MARK

SUGAR,

I'm so glad you mine. Scale one to 10 you 'bouta couple of dimes.

BO

Mary and Dave,

-Love you guys! Happy V-Day!

Delaina

Aaron,

You're so good to me. Thanks for the last 10 months. ILU

Rhonda

James,

Who would have thought that Maslow's Pyramid would be important to me outside of class? I love you and look forward to being old and cranky with you. Oh, my god, the kid in the helmet. Yes. And look at him! xo

Your Katie

The Timm,

Ah, finally, someone as cracked as me. Love ya muchly!

The Linda

Sarah,

You are my love and my world. I am beyond words to describe what you mean to me. All I hope is that you know how much I love you each and every day. Together we can accomplish anything. Happy Valentine's Day.

Love,

James

Roland,

I Love you and am glad to have you as a husband.

Monica

Tierra, Earl, and Jordan,

I love all of you unconditionally.

Your Mother Monica

Sheila,

I love you. Thanks for giving me life.

Monie

Mama Jalapeno,

You are the BEST Mommy, Every day, Always, I Love You!

Darbey

Della,

It seems like just yesterday we lost FOREVER,

And I have to admit it,

At one point we almost lost today.

But when tomorrow comes,

Please remember that no matter what,

I love you ALWAYS!!!

Lee

Mamma Bird,

You lite up my world . . .and fill my ears with your shrill love calls. At least I think they're your calls. I don't speak Italian . . .

Poppa Bird

Peter,

Happy Valentine's Day, baby. We win at love!!! XOXO

Roxy

RB,

Love your little dances

In and out of the bedroom

You still do all the things

That make me swoon

Bend over backwards

To keep a smile on your face

Excited how things are shaping up

In our little place

Times are tight

And sometimes crappy

But thank you so much

For making me so happy.

xxoo

JB

trese,

pilsbury ain't got nuffin on my bixkit. happy valentine's day LUV!!!!!!!!

ed

Christopher,

You're a real trip. But we compliment each other well. Love ya' Happy V Day!

Tom

Kristin,

I've loved you since I first saw you as you were walking down the hallway in 9th grade. I remember having to casually ask people what your name was to keep down any suspicion that I had a crush. I love you.

Aaron

Christopher - c2,

From the moment our eyes met, there was an unexplainable connection that drew us closer together. A connection that our hearts knew before our minds comprehend. A connection that most people only experience in their best dreams. A connection that has stood strong and grown deeper everyday for almost 3 years now. You truly are my love, my life, my best friend . . . the love I never knew could exist between a man and a woman. I love you so very much, babydoll! Happy Valentine's Day!

Christina - c2

Karen,

I Love You Karen, & I want to spend the rest of my life with you. WILL YOU MARRY ME? HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

James

Chris,

What a pleasant surprise "us" has been. You make me feel beautiful on even the most cowlicky of mornings. Here's to many more.

Colleen

MY SNUGS!,

I love you and every memory we've made so far!

Little butt

n.,

you've been driving me nuts for the better part of 6 years now. it won't even matter if the world ends in 2012, 'cause i'm sure i'll be certifiable by then. but it's all worth it when you smile at me. that smile gets you breakfast in the morning and the good stuff at night. it gets me through bad days and makes good ones better. that smile has saved your ass more than a few times. i love that smile, and i love you. yours--then, now and always,

lina

Georg,

I will love you forever and ever

Simonsen

Rob,

Love of mine, someday you will die, but not until we have a bitchin' year! I love you!

Christina

Elissa,

b, I can't wait to move into our new home! I love you!!

David

DUMB BUNNY,

Happy Valentine's Day!! Here's to a lifetime of soaking in a hot tub with a glass of B&B. Love Always,

SMART ASS

Dear Mikey,

Happy Valentine's Day to my husband, best friend, and soulmate. Thank you for making me the happiest girl in the world--I love you.

Erin

Big Sexy,

Joe Amaroso, DC Manwich, the Foo-Jay, Free Bird, and The SeaHawk and vie for your love. Please don't disappoint us . . .

Your nestmates

TEE,

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

SUGAR IS SWEET

AND SO ARE YOU.

HAPPY

VALENTINE'S DAY BABY.

GARTRELL

Jane,

My wife, I just wanted you to know

You are beautiful, extraordinarily wonderful,

That I love you. I need your love with me.

Jay

The Ex-Doper (aka The Wench on the Bench),

Lifetimes ago, a Valentine in the Yale Daily read "I don't need 'ludes when I'm with you." Although I am not now with you, you will always be The Love of my Life. My bad. HVD Forever.

Preppy Redneck

Sexy Blue Haired New Mexican,

I feel like the time we we're apart is barely a blip. I love you more than San Diego ever could!

Your Girl

Magnificent Bastard (of the Harm City Homicide Men's Roller Derby),

I'm secretly in love with your bar, Bad Decisions. It knows how to wash away the fuzzy aftertaste of a long day and hit my taste-buds G spot! (+25pts = 1930)

Thirsty at UMBC

Tyla and Madison,

I love both of you very much. Y'all are my inspiration and revenge for Tierra.

Granny

Chelsea!,

I can't believe this is our 2nd Valentine's Day together . . . you make me the happiest guy in the world & meeting you was the best thing to ever happen to me! I love you with all of my heart & want to thank you for being the best friend in the world! Love always,

Bob

LEONARD, WITH ALL THE LOVE,

To my heart and soul, I always knew that we were made for each other since we laid eyes on each other way back in '87. That's a long time 20 yrs going on 21, but who would have thought we'd be together that long let alone last through the good times and the bad!!! But thanks for being my lover and a friend and know that you'll always have the both of them in me. Happy Valentine's and always I LOVE YOU!!!

From the "Best Friend" that you'll ever have!!!

NIKKI

Noggles,

I wish you and your stinky foreskin could be my Valentine, but I'll settle for hugs.

Partly Cloudy

Brian P.,

Will you marry me?

Joe D.

My Sweet Yottie,

I love you so much! As we approach our young 5th anniversary, I can't imagine being with anyone else. I have had so much fun in our 13+ years and look forward to adventures to come. I am so excited that we decided to have our own family in 2009 and I love you. SURPRISE!

Nikki California

Daddy,

I just had to do this. Maybe we should be celebrating Valentine's Day with a stoning and a beheading (at the very least) since they were (he was?) martyrs instead of posting cute lovey-dovey ads in City Paper and exchanging pink and red cards and chocolates. Just wanted you to know I'm thinking of you.

Your P4

Andrea (of Pariah Piranha),

You are the drummer for my favorite local band. You are freakin' gorgeous. I have a massive fan crush on you. We should totally gay marry in Massachusetts! Please?!

Anonymous Androgynous

Wilma Martinez, The Most Beautiful Woman in The World,

You have not only filled my life with the most cutting edge extreme glamour and fashion, but you have given me so much love that it makes me feel as if I am constantly trying to digest a nine-course meal. I love you more than Pork Adobo.

Forever Yours,

Vera Pelt

Asshole,

Even though the circumstances have pulled us apart, you'll always have a place in my heart. (Look . . . I'm a poet and I was not aware.) Take care of yourself, hon.

Bitch

Slam,

Even if you don't know how many of King Henry VIII's wives were axed off, that doesn't change how I feel about you. You are a Good Thing--I'll twist your balloon animal any time you want.

The One Who Looks in Medicine Cabinets

scg9770,

You are perfect and I love you.

rgr8

Brianne!,

Thank you. I don't know what I would do without you sometimes. You have the beauty of the moon and the heart of a child that runs with knives. I love you so much. I am very happy to have you in my life. Happy Valentine's Day!

Nick

Adam,

For the last few weeks, talking with you has been the highlight of my days. I think you are such a brilliant and amazing man, and you never fail to put a smile on my face. I can't wait to see you again. Until then, Happy Birthday! . . . and of course, Happy Valentine's Day.

Erica

Mr. S,

Who said it's not fun being on the back of the bus? I want my morning tune-ups back!!! Happy Valentines Day!!!!

Your Favorite Rider!!!

Jasmin,

Moomy loves you and always will. You are my Babycakes Happy Valentine's Day!

Love Your Mom

Ryan

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