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Ooh, Scary

Son of the Return of the Incredible Halloween Masks, in 2-D

Posted 10/28/2009

Return Of The Killer Pathogen

First, West Nile virus stirred the masses into fear of the unknown disease. Then MRSA got everyone sterilizing everything in sight. Now H1N1 is here, and everybody seems to know somebody who's got it. And this time, it's personal.

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Seed Of Terror

Pimpin' sting operations ain't easy. ACORN registers voters and agitates for the poor. It also receives federal funding. The horror! The horror! (This mask is especially scary to Republicans.)

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Image courtesy BlackThor

Scream And Scream Again

If things get scary for Sheila Dixon, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake could be the city's second unelected mayor in a row. Aieeee!

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Image courtesy www.cdc.gov

The Man Who Wasn't There

We think this is what Gov. Martin O'Malley looks like, but we're not sure. It's been so long since we've seen him doing anything.

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Image courtesy www.baltimoreredline.com

The Bloody Redline

Run for your lives! Public transportation is coming to service you! (This mask is only scary in Canton.)

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Image courtesy www.wbaltv.com

Bad Boyfriend

Be careful when you get into bed with Ron Lipscomb--you might get out indicted.

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Image courtesy Frank Klein

Creepy Crawlies

Half zombie, half vampire--all terror! Bed bugs can withstand years in suspended animation before emerging at night to suck your blood. Mwaahahaha!

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Attack of the 51-Foot "Man/Woman!"

Five years into its Penn Station occupation, Jonathan Borofsky’s sculpture continues to inspire love and hate. Maybe rename it "Good/Bad."

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