The Experimental Artist
Lives: In a converted warehouse space.
Hangs Out: At Charm City Kitty Club, the Red Room, 14Karat Kabaret.
Reads: Stitch ’N Bitch, Radar, friends’ poetry.
Listens to: Kaffe Matthews, Ellen Allien, Audrey Chen.
Drinks: Whatever they’re serving at the opening.
Believes: People who don’t like her work are brainwashed by mass media.
Accessories: A tape of her Camm Slamm film, laptop with samples, scarf she’s knitting, love poem to Catherine Pancake.
The Frat Boi
Lives: In Towson.
Hangs Out: At Gallagher’s.
Reads: Books assigned by her college professor.
Listens to: Beastie Boys, other people singing karaoke, whatever is on the radio.
Drinks: Jell-O shooters.
Believes: She and her friends are not wearing the exact same outfit.
Accessories: Lanyard with keys to her Jeep, Celtic anklet tattoo, equipment for softball practice, strap-on.
The Punk Rocker
Lives: At the Copy Cat.
Hangs Out: At the Sidebar and the Talking Head.
Reads: Dykes to Watch Out For, Please Kill Me, She’s a Rebel.
Listens to: Sleater-Kinney, Le Tigre, the Butchies, Die Cheerleader Die.
Drinks: Red Stripe.
Believes: She will never conform.
Accessories: Facial piercings, drum sticks, Donna’s black polo shirt for work, messenger bag with political and band pins.
The Working Mom
Lives: In Lauraville.
Hangs Out: At home.
Reads: The Sun, Mother Jones, ReadyMade, attachment parenting books.
Listens to: WYPR, Melissa Etheridge, Indigo Girls, and other music she listened to in college.
Drinks: Coffee.
Believes: That same-sex couples are denied the more than 1,000 state and federal rights that come with marriage.
Accessories: Expanding folder filled with documents to prove her relationship to her kids and partner, kids’ finger-paintings to hang on fridge, keys to Subaru Outback, Palm Pilot with contacts at the ACLU and Equality Maryland, briefcase filled with more work than her male co-workers and a smaller paycheck.
The Queer Issue 2005