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The City Paper I-Team™ tips it hard for the coldest beer in Baltimore

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Posted 5/19/2010

When it's hot, we like to drink cold beer. Cold, cold beer. Cold, cold, cold beer, OK? You may feel the same way, so as a continuing Public Service to The City That Found Its Happy Place On A Barstool, the powerfully thirsty members of the City Paper I-Team™ have strapped on their thermometers and, in observance of all local laws and statutes, sampled temperatures of draft beer all over Baltimore.

All results based on the findings of random, unscientific CITY PAPER I-TEAM™ members wandering around the city, and when finding beer "on tap," employing the trusty COMARK 300NSF/B digital thermometer, which is easier to carry around in one's front shirt pocket, and in order to protect that pocket, many of us have purchased vinyl sleeves that fit inside one's shirt pocket, protecting it.

RANK VENUE BEER PRICE TEMP
1Pulaski Liquor Emporium, 6425 Pulaski Highway, (410) 483-7500Budweiser$1.7530.4
2Grand Cru, 527 E. Belvedere Ave., (410) 464-1944Bitburger$5.5032.4
3Down the Hatch, 1157 Haubert St., (410) 727-4707 Budweiser$1.2532.4
4Holy Frijoles!, 908 W. 36th St., (410) 235-2326Negra Modelo$532.6
5"The Finish Line," Pimlico Race Course, 5201 Park Heights Ave., (410) 542-9400Budweiser$4.2532.7
6Peter's Pour House, 111 Mercer St., (410) 539-5818Yuengling $433.4
7Backstretch Saloon, 1301 W. Old Cold Spring Lane, (410) 889-3003Budweiser$1.3533.5
8Super Star Inn, 5603 Pulaski Highway, (410) 483-2575Budweiser$1.5034.2
9Leadbetters, 1639 Thames St., (410) 675-4794Miller Lite$3.5034.3
10Butts and Betty's Tavern, 2200 Gough St., (410) 276-9186Miller Lite$234.5
11McCabe's, 3845 Falls Road, (410) 467-1000Bass$534.6
12JD's Smokehouse Bar and Grill, 3000 O'Donnell St., (410) 675-4029Sam Adams Summer Ale$4.5034.7
13Spirits Tavern, 1901 Bank St., (410) 563-1612Rogue Dead Guy Ale$534.7
14Hon Bar, 1002 W. 36th St., (410) 243-1236Yuengling$3.9935.1
15Dionysus Restaurant and Lounge, 8 E. Preston St., (410) 244-1020Yuengling$335.2
16Woodberry Kitchen, 2010 Clipper Park Road, (410) 464-8000Brooklyn Lager$6.2535.5
17Mahaffey's Pub, 2706 Dillon St., (410) 276-9899Anderson Valley Summer Solstice$535.6
18The Dizz, 300 W. 30th St., (443) 869-5864Yuengling$3.2035.7
19Pearl's, 1900 Aliceanna St., (410) 342-1900Miller Lite$2.7535.7
20Juliana's Bar and Grill, 1401 Bloomfield Ave., (410) 525-2225Budweiser$1.5036.4
21Joe Squared, 133 W. North Ave., (410) 545-0444Dale's Pale Ale$3.5036.5
22Woody's Rum Bar and Island Grill, 1700 Thames St., (410) 563-6600Amstel Light$5.2536.5
23Golden West Café, 1105 W. 36th St., (410) 889-8891Flying Dog Classic Pale Ale $537.1
24Skeeters, 2506 Washington Blvd. NB: NO PHONEBudweiser$2.2537.3
25Swallow at the Hollow, 5921 York Road, (410) 532-7542Budweiser$2.2537.3
26Rocket to Venus, 3360 Chestnut Ave., (410) 235-7887Stella Artois$437.4
27Wharf Rat, 801 S. Ann St. Yuengling$4.5037.6
28Rusty Scupper, 402 Key Highway, (410) 727-3678Yuengling $5.9537.7
29Slainte irish pub and restaurant, 1700 Thames St., (410) 563-6600Amstel Light$5.2537.8
30Lil' Phil's Tavern 706 S. Broadway (410) 342-7445Yuengling$338.3
31Peter's Inn, 504 S. Ann St., (410) 675-7313Mama's Little Yella Pils$3.2038.3
32Borderline Bar and Restaurant, 3306 Washington Blvd., (410) 247-5408Land Shark Lager$238.4
33Decades Sports Bar, 4221 Curtis Ave., (410) 355-7282Bud Light$1.5038.4
34Frazier's on the Avenue, 919 W. 36th St., (410) 662-4914Yuengling$3.5038.4
35Mount Vernon Stable and Saloon, 909 N. Charles St., (410) 685-7427Yuengling$3.5038.4
36The Horse You Came in on Saloon, 1626 Thames St., (410) 327-8111Yuengling$438.5
37M & S Grill, 201 E. Pratt St., (410) 547-9333Yuengling$5.6638.5
38Owl Bar, 1 E. Chase St., (410) 347-0888Yuengling$4.5038.5
39The MT Washington Tavern, 5700 Newbury St., (410) 367-6903Stella Artois$6.2538.8
40Murphy's Neighborhood Bar and Grill, 5847 York Road, (410) 323-9049Budweiser$2.5039.1
41Bloody Bucket, 1619 Union Ave.Budweiser$1.7539.2
42Coburns Tavern, 2921 O'Donnell St., (410) 342-0999Dale's Pale Ale$4.5039.7
43O'Brady's Crab House, 3432 S. Hanover St., (410) 355-9040Coors Light$239.7
44Jack's Bistro, 3123 Elliott St., (410) 878-6542Ozzy$639.8
45Cat's Eye Pub, 1730 Thames St., (410) 276-9866Yuengling$540.0
46Dead Freddies, 7209 Harford Road, (410) 254-8373Sierra Nevada$4.0540.1
47Dimitri's Tavern, 3820 Falls Road, (410) 889-9545Budweiser$1.9040.3
48Ryan's Daughter, 600 E. Belvedere Ave., (410) 464-1000Miller Lite$3.7540.6
49Griffith's Tavern, 3631 Hickory Ave.Rolling Rock$1.5041.1
50Phillips Seafood, 301 Light St., (410) 685-6600Yuengling$4.9941.1
51Grand CentralYuengling$4.2541.2
52Charles Village PubYuengling$341.6
53Giuseppes Budweiser$1.5042.0
54Sly Fox PubSam Adams Summer Ale$542.1
55Dead End SaloonPabst Blue Ribbon$2.5042.2
56Sooner's TavernMilwaukee's Best95¢42.2
57Zissimos, 1023 W. 36th St., (410) 467-4707Budweiser$1.7542.3
58Zen West Roadside Cantina, 5914 York Road, (410) 323-3368Yuengling$2.5042.4
59Hippo, 1 W. Eager St., (410) 547-0069Yuengling$342.6
60PJs PubYuengling$3.2542.6
61Curb ShoppeBudweiser$2.7542.8
62Jerry'sBudweiser$242.8
63DoughertyYuengling$3.5043.4
64YachtYuengling$543.7
65Riptide by the bay dominion spring buck blonde ale$443.8
66J. Patrick's Irish PubMiller Lite$443.9
67Blarney Stone PubYuengling$344.2
68Mick O'Shea'sMiller Lite$2.544.3
69TurpsYuengling$344.3
70Red StarFordham Light$5.5644.4
71ESPN ZoneMiller Lite$4.5044.5
72Looney'sYuengling$3.5044.5
73JR's Bar & GrilleTK$2.5044.6
74Club RealityHeineken$244.9
75Waterfront Hotel, 1710 Thames St., (410) 537-5055Miller Lite$3.5045.1
76Koopers Miller Lite$3.5045.8
77Dudas Miller Lite$3.7146.1
78OttobarSam Adams$446.2
79John Steven Yuengling$446.3
80Hull Street Blues CaféStella Artois$4.5046.5
81Mama's on the Half ShellPortside Pale Ale$4.7547.3
82Bad DecisionsYuengling$2.5047.4
83 Greene Turtle Bud Light$4.2547.9
84 JA Murphy's Miller Lite$347.9
85Dream's InnBudweiser$1.0048.5
86Grown FolksBudweiser$2.0051.2
87ThumpersBudweiser$1.2552.3
88Thorton's PubMiller Lite52.4

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